While I might occasionally notice interesting inconsistencies
in the structure of the world and phrase them into semi-witty banter, I know in my
bones that I am not a funny person.
So when I realized that tomorrow's imminent arrival of
Stupid Internet Joke Day
(was: April Fool's Day) would require the avoidance of all unnecessary internet
contact, it also occurred to me that I may as well point out some common
Funny Anti-Patterns. But that's been done to death - thank you,
internet hipsters.
I merely wish to remind you all that elaborate hoaxes (press releases involving
small company acquiring a large one, switching stylesheets with someone, etc) are
immediately and transparently stupid. Instead, try to actually do something
surprising. The ha you save might just be your own.